Brant's Blog of Awesomeness

Amazing Basketball Shot...

This is a Public Service: "24" Animated, Family-Friendly, and 90 Seconds

Thanks to Pablo and Nikki.  And by the way, Nikki sounds EXACTLY like Lucy from Charlie Brown, does she not?

I did the artwork myself.  I know -- pretty impressive.

Everybody Apparently Knows Brant Hansen Wouldn't Do That

I can't fix stuff.  I can't do a lot of "guy" stuff.  But I finally did a "guy" thing!

I went a rented a tool from Home Depot!  It was a pressure washer!  It worked!  I pressure-washed with the pressure washer!  I did not break the pressure washer!  I returned it on-time! 

I was proud!  I did a "guy" thing, and it worked!  I paid for the tool rental with my Visa, and went home, happy that I was a real guy!

The next day, the Visa people called.  They reported "unusual activity" on my card, and wondered if someone had stolen it.

Here's the Link to That "Shakespeare or Bible?" Showdown We Had This Morning

Okay, I got 70%.  So, if you don't score that high, I win.

If you score higher, I will presume you cheated.  Thank you.

Here's the link right here.

(By the way, I don't necessarily endorse whatever's on this website, or whatever it links to, or whatever that link might link to, and so forth.  But you're smart and knew that...)

What's Up with Pastors and Motorcycles in Church?

Answer:  I have no idea.

If you want more bikes-in-church, here's one and here's one and here's one and here's one and here's one and here's one and here's another one. 

   

Pump Up the...Sermon...or Something

My friend Fay sent me this.  She said she thought it was going to be kinda lame, but then she heard it, and liked it.

Me, too.  I actually like the Tony Evans "Frankenstein" mix. 

Producer Nikki didn't really like it.  So -- obviously -- I turned it up.

Weird Stuff You Can Do With Your Face, Dep't.

Here's a site you can use to, among other things, mess with your own face.

You can "average" faces, too, or get an idea what your offspring might look like.  Or something.  It's pretty interesting to see what happens when faces are averaged.  The net result is usually beauty, interestingly.  In other news, I already said "interesting", so I'm not sure why I just added, "interestingly".

It's all a service to you;  just yet another week's installment of "Websites that Mess With Your Face Monday" on WAY-FM.

These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. The writing of G.K. Chesterton. Yo-Yo Ma's subtle interpretation of Bach's solos for cello. And RV's crashing into each other.

Look, you'll either understand this, or you won't.

You either see the beauty in school buses racing in figure 8's, or you don't.

You're either cultured, or you aren't. The next Crash-a-Rama is June 1. Below: My friends and me, taking in the last one in November. (Bonus: Family Force 5, and "Kountry Gentleman"!)

I Seriously Question this Dog

Question:  Is this dog legit?

I don't think so.  I got this pic emailed to me, and, much as I try to trust every forwarded email, I have my doubts.  The accompanying text says the dog weighs a remarkable 280 pounds.  I'm thinking if this pic is for real, the dog weighs 1280 pounds. 

Either I'm frightened by a) this dog, or b) the guy who would spend time carefully photoshopping this dog.

Wait.  Maybe they're just tiny people.