I issued my very first edict: You can't make fun of me.
I did this for two reasons: 1) The President of Pakistan issued one just like it, and 2) I like edicts.
But these people violated the edict, and they are on Station Probation. I don't TOTALLY know what comes along with Station Probation, but that's not the point. The point is the shame and disgrace that you will lavish on these people:
1) "Anonymous" who texted and made that light bulb joke
2) Another "anonymous"
3) Pablo DaTechGuy
4) John
5) Elena
6) Kyleigh
7) That other "anonymous" who said that one thing about me being a dork
8) Laura
9) Executive Producer Nikki
10) Matthew, who's on Triple Station Probation for that other stuff he did
11) Eddie, who just said the Dewey Decimal system isn't cool.
12) Jalisa, who just texted about that one thing
13) Sasha, who just said my car is a "chick car"
14) Sara, who just "dissed" (as the kidz say) my shirt
15) David Larsen, who signed his email with "Anonymous", but whose email address said "David Larsen"
16) Tyler, for sticking out his tongue at me with one of those "emoticons" on Facebook
17) Jim
18) Dr. Mike Taylor, British paleontologist and guy who can't spell stuff
19) Some commenter named, "Geekadoo". "Geekadoo" is on Station Probation.
What does it take to get on double secret probation?
Posted by: Stephen Bozzone | July 23, 2009 at 10:34 AM
I'm proud, proud I tell you to me number 10!
Matthew
Posted by: Matthew Montgomery | July 23, 2009 at 10:40 AM
HAR HAR BRANT IZ TEH LAM0R!
-- Anonymous.
Posted by: Mike Taylor | July 23, 2009 at 10:55 AM
I think it's a good thing when people tell me I'm a dork. Mhmmm... and no, I am not the one who said Brant is a dork.
Posted by: Tiffany | July 23, 2009 at 11:37 AM
haha. I want to be number 17- it sounds fun. So I figured I'd look on your page to find something mean to say... but, sadly, I cannot make fun of you- you have the best hair ever... So, I guess I fail.
I'll stay one of the good kids... for now ;)
Posted by: Katie v | July 23, 2009 at 01:54 PM
Does it count if I mock you silently, in my head?
Posted by: Geekadoo | July 23, 2009 at 05:19 PM
to be # 17 would be a great thing. so unlike Katie V. I can say mean things it just the way I am the photo that on this page I think you need a new one you kind of remind me of the waterboy
Posted by: Jim | July 24, 2009 at 01:14 AM
maybe rainman
Posted by: Jim | July 24, 2009 at 05:59 AM
I earned a spot this morning. :D
Posted by: catielynnb | July 24, 2009 at 09:44 AM
Brant...has anyone ever told you that when you come on in the morning at approximately 0607.....you kind of sound like Kermit the Frog.....I'm just saying. But I love you you are the best host ever.....well right beside Nikki who absolutely is sooooo funny!!!!!!
Posted by: Elisa | July 25, 2009 at 05:55 PM
That's funny! Went a little bit overboard there though, don't you think? Most of that is just little stuff. Well, you've done crazier stuff, so I figure this isn't much.
Still one of my radio DJs ( even though you're a "little" crazy...) :)
-Courtney (C-squared)
Posted by: Courtney ( C-squared) | July 26, 2009 at 03:51 PM
yes i made # 17 i wounder if there is a way to get on the list 2 times I guess its something to work on
Posted by: Jim S | July 31, 2009 at 02:53 AM