These People are on Station Probation. For Shame.

I issued my very first edict:  You can't make fun of me.

I did this for two reasons:  1) The President of Pakistan issued one just like it, and 2) I like edicts.

But these people violated the edict, and they are on Station Probation.  I don't TOTALLY know what comes along with Station Probation, but that's not the point.  The point is the shame and disgrace that you will lavish on these people:

1)  "Anonymous" who texted and made that light bulb joke
2)  Another "anonymous"
3)  Pablo DaTechGuy
4)  John
5)  Elena
6)  Kyleigh
7)  That other "anonymous" who said that one thing about me being a dork
8)  Laura
9)  Executive Producer Nikki
10)  Matthew, who's on Triple Station Probation for that other stuff he did

11)  Eddie, who just said the Dewey Decimal system isn't cool.

12)  Jalisa, who just texted about that one thing

13)  Sasha, who just said my car is a "chick car"

14)  Sara, who just "dissed" (as the kidz say) my shirt

15)  David Larsen, who signed his email with "Anonymous", but whose email address said "David Larsen"

16) Tyler, for sticking out his tongue at me with one of those "emoticons" on Facebook

17)  Jim

18)  Dr. Mike Taylor, British paleontologist and guy who can't spell stuff

19)  Some commenter named, "Geekadoo".  "Geekadoo" is on Station Probation.

Comments

[Stephen Bozzone]

What does it take to get on double secret probation?

[Matthew Montgomery]

I'm proud, proud I tell you to me number 10!

Matthew

[Mike Taylor]

HAR HAR BRANT IZ TEH LAM0R!

-- Anonymous.

[Tiffany]

I think it's a good thing when people tell me I'm a dork. Mhmmm... and no, I am not the one who said Brant is a dork.

[Katie v]

haha. I want to be number 17- it sounds fun. So I figured I'd look on your page to find something mean to say... but, sadly, I cannot make fun of you- you have the best hair ever... So, I guess I fail.

I'll stay one of the good kids... for now ;)

[Geekadoo]

Does it count if I mock you silently, in my head?

[Jim]

to be # 17 would be a great thing. so unlike Katie V. I can say mean things it just the way I am the photo that on this page I think you need a new one you kind of remind me of the waterboy

[Jim]

maybe rainman

[catielynnb]

I earned a spot this morning. :D

[Elisa]

Brant...has anyone ever told you that when you come on in the morning at approximately 0607.....you kind of sound like Kermit the Frog.....I'm just saying. But I love you you are the best host ever.....well right beside Nikki who absolutely is sooooo funny!!!!!!

[Courtney ( C-squared)]

That's funny! Went a little bit overboard there though, don't you think? Most of that is just little stuff. Well, you've done crazier stuff, so I figure this isn't much.
Still one of my radio DJs ( even though you're a "little" crazy...) :)
-Courtney (C-squared)

[Jim S]

yes i made # 17 i wounder if there is a way to get on the list 2 times I guess its something to work on