Here are some cute chihuahua puppies in wheelchair things!
Nikki thinks cute chihuahua puppies in wheelchair things are cute!
Nikki can't talk about cute chihuahua puppies in wheelchair things without her voice going a full octave higher!
All right, already. Sheesh.
I gave you that picture of a monkey hugging a duck or whatever, and you're never satisfied. Ever.
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* -- A full 64% of the emails were from Nikki.
Nikki found this. I just watched it, and for some reason, thought about heaven, of all things.
Columnist Joel Stein once bemoaned the idea of heaven. "Harps and clouds" and all that. Pretty boring, he says.
I'd have to agree. Then again, the harps-and-clouds idea of the Kingdom of God, in its fullness, isn't in the Bible. What is in the Bible is a picture of restoration, of things set right, of the lame leaping like deer, the blind opening their eyes, and the deaf hearing and singing.
No more pain. No more evil. Just pure joy.
Bob Dylan once famously described heaven as "echoes of laughter." I like that.
So Producer Nikki suggested I start a "Charm School" for guys.
She suggested this not because I am particularly qualified. She suggested this because she wants to use the show to straighten guys out about a few things. I think there was latent anger at work in this suggestion.
But she's the producer. And, as you can see at left, I have tremendous influence with listener-guys like Dan. Note how he willingly goes along with my cheesy "thumbs-up" sign.
So, we give you, "The Apparently, This is What You're Supposed to Do" Charm School for Guys. Nikki wants me to take suggestions from women for lessons I can give.
She's the producer. So email her at nikki@wayfm.com. Tell her your story and why, apparently, some guys don't know how they're supposed to act.
Nikki assures me it's not male-bashing, it's "male-helping".
