Okay, here's another challenge, Me vs. You:
It's an AWESOME VOCABULARY TEST!
It tests your vocab level. My high score so far: Level 47!
Let us know your high score in the comments! Don't lie, or we will come and personally punish you.
Good luck! And in the spirit of good sportsmanship, may the best man win!
...chump.
You can hear the "Secret Sound" sometime between 6 and 6:30 every morning. If you can guess what it is (after we play it, we'll take the eighth caller's guess) you will win THIS fabulous prize package:
Four WAY-FEST tickets! AND laser hair removal! From Renu Skin Center!
Many stations would give you only one or the other. We give you both.
Because we care.
Anyway, the wrong answers thus far:
A lid on a pot, a closing door, a nailgun, a jack-in-the-box, a notebook hitting a floor, a rubber band hitting a box, stable gun, binder being slammed shut, toaster popping out, table tennis paddle, boomstick hitting a desk...
NO ONE HAS YET FIGURED IT OUT. So, Friday, we gave you a brilliant hint:
"deuce"
And, here's another hint, since we didn't get it this morning (Tuesday) -- "love".
Hope that helps...
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* -- Please ignore this picture of a robot. It's unrelated.
You wrote it, now he performs it.
Here's Shaun Groves, performing "It's Hard to Be a Christian on 95", a song composed by WAY-FM listeners live on Friday morning's show. Lyrics:
It's hard to be a Christian on 95
If only these people would learn how to drive
I wish my Jesus fish wasn't so hard to hide
It's hard to be a Christian on 95
It's hard to be a Christian on 95
I'm keepin' my eyes open, but prayin' to survive
Lord, save me from this snowbird -- she's a-driftin' left to right
It's hard to be a Christian on 95.
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Okay, I'm clearly powerfully ministering to these African children.
...but what are they saying to each other?
Most entertaining caption idea wins. Nikki will determine this, so I don't have to take the blame.
FAQ:
Q: Is it okay to mock Brant with this?
A: Yes. Bonus points.
Q: What's the prize?
A: Something awesome.
Q: So you don't have a prize yet, do you?
A: That's correct.
Congrats to Nicole and the whole Sarver family.
Their white car, a "Summit", whatever that is, is South Florida's Most Boring Car.
Judges here at WAY-FM say there were some terrific nominees*, and many were discussed at length. This car was discussed very little, because of lack of interest in discussing it.
Nicole is proud of her Summit, which is made by some car company, and says, "This car is so boring it doesn't even pick up my favorite radio station, 88.1 WAY-FM!"
While this fact makes me very, very, very angry, it certainly does render the car more boring. Coupled with the truly nondescript mashmallow-like appearance? We have a winner. The runner-up was a white Ford Aerostar with no wheel covers. Judges were impressed, but thought the absence of wheel covers lended an unfortunate coolness.
* -- Nominees included many sedans, a few coupes, several minivans, and one horse.
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Wow. Glenn sent me this: A picture of a car so boring -- so profoundly, unrelentingly boring -- that the kids in his church struggle, in its presence, to retain consciousness.
Glenn = Awesome
Tomorrow: 9 a.m. is the deadline...
This car is pretty boring. But is it boring enough?
True, I can't look at this picture for long, and retain consciousness. There's that.
And owner Mike says he frequently sees multiple grey Accords at the same intersection, and the drivers all smile and wave, acknowledging each other's boring-ness. (He says they're all being driven by guys, because women now have all the cool cars.)
But is it boring enough? Boring enough to be crowned champion, and merit second-row Chris Tomlin tickets?
Maybe. But -- here's the problem, Mike: The wheels are kinda cool, and in this competition, that may be your undoing.
The announcement: South Florida's Most Boring Car, is Thursday morning. Send a digital pic by Wednesday noon, if you want to be in the running.
So you don't feel a need to impress people with your car? You don't have to be all "cool" and stuff?
We salute you. Maybe with some very hot tickets for the Chris Tomlin show (second row!)
Send us a digital pic of your boring car.
South Florida's Most Boring Car, according to our panel of expert judges (experts in being boring) wins. Deadline: Wednesday, 9 a.m. We'll announce the winner Thursday, the 15th, at 7:20 a.m.
Just send the pic here, and include your name, phone number, and any background boring information you'd like to give us about your vehicle. We'll post pics of the vehicles here on the site, with boring expert commentary and boring analysis.
(We won't post your personal info. That would be too exciting.)
