From this morning's show:
The HILAROUS punchline to the Joke of the Century: "Hebrews"
The answer to the Oracle question #1: "polish" or "august"
The answer to the Oracle question #2: "bookkeeper"
A personal first:
A few weeks ago, on my show, I kept squeezing the air-pump thing that blows up my exercise ball. It makes a squealing sound. I made this noise a lot. It was fun.
I then got an email from some online listeners, some students in a classroom in Scotland, asking me to knock it off, or they were tuning to BBC-3.
I annoyed people all the way in SCOTLAND, man. What I was doing was so grating, so deeply unnerving, that the youth of Scotland asked me to stop it.
Victory.
