Mathematical Proof: I'm a Loser, but God Lives

 

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There it is:.  God is alive, and He loves us.

This equation calculates a guy's "odds" when pursuing a woman, and, more importantly, demonstrates that, in a purely rational universe, my wife shouldn't have married me.

For my single brothers, fill in the variables yourself, scale of 1 to 10 for each:

Let "W" = Your wittiness

Let "G" = Your aggressiveness

Let "Ay" = Your attractiveness

Let "Ah" = Her attractiveness

Let "R" = Her "amount" of current relationship with a possible current boyfriend

Try it!

The mathematician who developed this says:

If ASK is less than zero you should lower your standards

If ASK is between zero and 1, you have a snowball's chance

If ASK is between 1 and 10, game on!

If ASK is greater than 10, consider her more attractive friend instead

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How it worked for me:

I tried to be realistic.  I met Carolyn in college, and I was wittier than most guys my age.   (I had a t-shirt with a picture of an alien guy that said, "Be a Lert!   The World Needs More Lerts!"

So I gave myself a "9" for that.  I gave myself a "1" for aggressiveness, and a "5" -- being generous, perhaps -- for my own physical attractiveness.

I gave her an "8" for attractiveness, though she's closer to a "10" now.  She didn't have a boyfriend.

Sum:  Snowball's chance.  And, indeed, if it weren't for a well-timed Appalachian snowfall -- I'll write about it sometime -- it never would have happened. 

We've been married 17 years. 

God lives.

Comments

[esteban]

hi, blessings!!

you are right on!!
that was awsome!! I just have recieved YESHUA as my Lord and only Savior and I believe , besides you have made a good point!!
Shalom from mexico!!
esteban.