It's a Diet Fork.

 

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It's a Diet Fork.  The Diet Fork costs about a buck a fork.  It's a plastic fork.

It's a Diet Fork because it has "dulled teeth", which makes it harder to pick stuff up.

It's Diet Fork because it has a smaller "surface area", which makes stuff fall off.

It's a Diet Fork because the handle is "uncomfortable", which makes it harder to hold the fork.

It's a Diet Fork because, by making it hard to pick stuff up, and making stuff fall off, it "makes dieting fun".

It's a Diet Fork, because it's a fork that doesn't work.

Thank you, makers of Diet Fork.

Comments

[MrPages]

It's Diet Fork!

Break Your Bad Easting Habits!

Change the Way You Eat!

Use Your Hands To Shovel Food Into Your Gaping Maw Because The Fork Is Useless!

[Jess]

I've got the diet fork's best friend- THE DIET SPOON!! It has a small hole in the middle so liquids slip right through. That'll make it pretty tough to have a bowl of soup. They could be sold as a set...I like it.