I Love You, but You Don't Have to Call: Here's the Punchline
From this morning's show:
The HILAROUS punchline to the Joke of the Century: "Hebrews"
The answer to the Oracle question #1: "polish" or "august"
The answer to the Oracle question #2: "bookkeeper"

That was great! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love you guys! You are the best~ Michelle
Posted by:Michelle | May 18, 2007 at 09:43 AM
I knew that!
Posted by:RevJeff | May 18, 2007 at 11:00 AM
what is the joke that goes with the punchline?
Posted by:Bob | May 19, 2007 at 12:38 PM
This is the best show ever!!!! I can stop listening to you guys!!! thanks for serving God this way, and bring support to people like me.....
Posted by:Dayana | May 19, 2007 at 09:24 PM
So you're going to tell us the punchline and the answers but not the joke and not the questions? Please! Those of us who didn't hear the radio show...we'd like to know the whole story...
Posted by:Katherine | May 20, 2007 at 10:56 AM
That'll learn you, Katherine. Never, EVER shut the radio off. Except for personal quiet times. Then turn it back on immediately.
Thing is, the listeners were getting uppity about blowing away my Oracle questions, so I had to do the drive-you-crazy joke thing. We told people we didn't have time to give the punchline, even with an hour left in the show -- too jam-packed.
Call me Monday morning if you want the whole joke and stuff...800.881.1929. Takes too long here. Honestly.
Dayana, Michelle -- thanks for the encouragement. That means a TON. We're honored you listen.
Posted by:Brant | May 20, 2007 at 02:18 PM
Oh my gosh, that was an amazing joke!!!! I laughed so hard when I found out the punchline!!! It's so stupid but that's what makes it funny!! I told some of my friends and tehy had to think for a moment to get it :-) that was just too funny!!!!! Thanks Brant, you're a genious in disguise!!!
-Jen
Posted by:Jen | May 23, 2007 at 12:23 PM