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This is the Actual Picture of My Actual Brain that You Requested

This is, for real, a picture of my brain.  I had an MRI done on it last week.  I made a map out of it.

Just click on the pic to blow it up.  Breathtaking.

It's a cross section of my left hemisphere.  The right hemisphere is less interesting, as it's entirely devoted to facial hair cultivation.

It's kind of cool, seeing pictures from the very inside of my very head.  I have a giant head -- like a size 8 -- and I'm pleased to see that my brains are packed in there, right up to my head's edges.  This explains my genius, and why I'm now commanding a salary in the area of five figures per year.

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Wow. Just...wow.

Now I can understand you better (all the quirkiness)...we share the same b-day, except I am 9 years younger than you.

Brandt, I can understand now why you are the deep, philosophical creature you are. By the way, did Christina's remarks make you feel old? I understand that when we get older we forget stuff. I'd show you where that would be located on your brain chart, but I don't remember where it is anymore.

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