I Bid You Come and Get Owned by My Monkey

It's not every day I get to personally beat you at something. 

In bygone days, travel money and logistics would be involved.  I'd have to physically come to your home in order to garner the inevitable total victory over you, your family, and all that you hold dear.

But these are heady days, thanks to technology.  Just click on this link, and get outkicked by my monkey.

That's right.  My monkey will own you.

Such is your destiny, now writ:  You will be owned, and - oh yes! -- you will be owned by an animated monkey.

It's not a glamorous destiny, but at least has the charm of being yours.

Comments

[Alice the Brit]

This is *SO* cutting into my Sunday Afternoon Nap Time!!!!

First or 2nd try I got 4416 - ever since, not even close ....

Sigh, I should have just gone straight to sleep and ingnored my 'blog fix' cravings screaming at me!

[Jessica]

Well all I can say is if you're trying to avoid writing a paper for fiction class this is the best way to go about it. *Sigh* I need to get this paper done...then I'll be back to try again! Muhaha : )

[Da Bears Fan]

Spent about 15 minutes veggin' out in front of this game and as soon as my wife walks in from work, she says, "What are you doing?" I tell her I am going to beat Brant's score and BOOOOOM! At least I didn't stay up till after midnight to get my score! LOL!!!
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qBorsBosrousEorFBoUBopBFosEusoIONbSmourUq

[Chris]

I came close and stayed up way too late. I got up to 4575...One of these days, you're going DOWN!!! But for now, it's time for bed. This thing is way too addictive.

[karen]

I got 4479...and I won't give up until your monkey is out-kicked!!! I think !

[Brant's Monkey]

Boo ya.

Boo ya all.

http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qsosqBoistoErUorFBoUBopBsotBUroV63N8ouFBt

That's 5093, folks. My monkey continues to own. Thanks for your efforts.

[Chris]

Well, I thought I was going to be able to sleep tonight. I finally outkicked the first challenge, but 5093 is going to be tough!!

[Brandon]

Ahhhhhh!!! This game is too addicting. I got to 4517 so close to your monkey. I think right now my monkey needs a banana break.

You have awesome monkey kicking skills!

[karen]

I just logged on to see if anyone had beaten your score, now you went & got an even higher one (5093)!!!!! For me, the game is not addictive, trying to beat your score is!

[Brant]

Thanks for your efforts, albeit feeble ones, to unseat the champion. Chimpion. Simian. Whatever.

I'm sitting here in Nashville, playing, and I can't get back to 5,000 either. This game is killing me.

[Chris]

I have a new challenge. Since I can't seem to top 5000, let's see who can make the shortest kick. My shortest kick is 35 meters. Can anyone top that?

[RC of strangeculture]

Aughhh...

I got like 900 meters away.

[Sabrina]

I played this game for just 10 minutes and check it out!

http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qporrrosFoutuorFBoUBoppsotqruoA3G6ZN3ouFEF

My monkey wins. Good luck beating it.
Oh yeah!

[Dan]

Woo! Did it!!

http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qqorsForuoEpEorFBoUBopptotBtqo43NouEuB

[Jenny]

I don't know how I did it???? But I RULE !!!!

[Jenny]

Sorry, I forgot to add the link to my most awsome-est kick.

http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qporrrosUouurorFBoUBoppsotrrsoVKVouUFs

[Sabrina]

My monkey is da BOMB!!!!
Do people still say that? Well, you know what, it doesn't even matter because it is true!
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qporqUotqouurorFBoUBopptotsFqoA3G6ZN3oEprq

[akward corner girl]

so far, the best i've done was 5130, but i shall perservere!

[Grace]

I did it! Oh Yeah!!!

http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qporrrosqouEporFBoUBoppsotBrFo963HSouuFU